The Onion prides itself on being a self-sufficient entity, even going so far as to making our own pens that use the EZ-flowing blood of interns as ink. Now, however, we are asking for your assistance.
Certain issues of The Onion newspaper are mysteriously missing from our 270-year archive, and you might be able to help us recover them.
If you have any of these issues and are willing to part with them, we’d potentially be interested in purchasing them from you so that they can be properly archived.
