Don't even think about it: I won't publish this. Nor send it to you privately, which is mostly the same as publishing it.

The first story is roughly 50 A5 pages long (~15k words), the second one is about 120 pages (~40k words). (Both barely fit the definition of a "novella", apparently, with the first one being a bit too short and the second one a tiny bit too long.)

It feels pretty absurd and surreal that I have done this at all. In school, anything related to "writing" was pure horror for me -- unless it was related to maths, physics, or other "technical" stuff. But here we are.

How long did it take? Well, the first one took over seven months. But the second one, the longer one? Ten days.